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North Korea Declares It’s Not Even 1953 Yet
The North Korean army has declared the armistice agreement that ended the Korean War in 1953, invalid. The recent declaration came after North Korea realized they haven’t even reached the year 1953 yet.
Teen Sentenced to Painful Lashes for Having Sex
The Maldives government has convicted a 15-year-old girl of a crime after being found guilty for engaging in premarital sex. The teen is sentenced to eight months house arrest and 100 lashes. Unfortunately, not the kinky sexual kind.
Pope Richard Simmons?
Pope Benedict XVI blessed the faithful from his window overlooking St. Peter’s Square for the first time since announcing his resignation. Speculation continues to mount as to who will be the next pope, though rumors seem to point there fingers in one direction…
Inmate Has Phone in Ass
When 58-year-old G. Siripala, a Sri Lankan prisoner serving a 10-year sentence for theft, was escorted by armed prison officials to Colombo’s National Hospital with severe back pain, doctors rushed him for an X-ray. After X-rays were revealed, it turns out the inmate had stashed a phone in his rectum. Luckily for him, the phone was a piece of shit.
Woman Gives Birth Twice in 8 Months
A 26-year-old UK woman, Claire Ormrod, has given birth twice in eight months – and the babies are not twins, The Daily Telegraph reported. “My (doctor) said I should have a termination; he said it would end up killing me and the baby, and that it wouldn’t be fair to put me through it,” said Ormrod. “But I said, no, straight out.” The father was unavailable to comment.
Berlusconi Defends Mussolini
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spoke recently in defense of fascist dictator Benito Mussolini’s policies, including his decision to ally with Adolf Hitler. One policy Berlusconi adamantly disagreed with was Mussolini’s lack of government funded personal sex parties.
Prince Harry & Glee’s Chris Colfer Let Family Down
Prince Harry admitted he let his family down during his notorious romp in Las Vegas, when photographs were published around the world of him during a game of strip billiards in his hotel suite with a group of women he had met. In related news, Glee’s Chris Colfer has let his family down for NOT having a notorious romp in Las Vegas, playing strip poker with a group of girls.
Tommy Lee Apologizes for Horse DNA
The U.K.’s largest supermarket chain, Tesco, apologized to customers over the discovery of horse DNA in their frozen beef burgers. In related news, Motley Crue drummer, Tommy Lee apologized for leaving traces of horse DNA in all of his ex-girlfriends.
Plane Goes Down in Japan
A Boeing 787 aircraft operated by All Nippon Airways (ANA) has made an emergency landing at Takamatsu airport in Japan. As of now, nobody is certain of the cause, but we know why…
