Carrie Underwood To Waste Time Before Each Sunday Night Football Game

Screen Shot 2013-05-07 at 4.26.08 PMSunday Night Football producer, Fred Gaudelli is expected to announce that Carrie Underwood will be the new singer to perform the opening anthem before each televised SNF game. Gaudelli hopes this new rendition will give people enough time to grab a beer and take a leak before anything meaningful appears on the screen.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef Suffers From Binger

Screen Shot 2013-04-22 at 4.47.21 PMA stunt in which thrill-seeking rebels swallow a tablespoon of dry cinnamon with no water, gag and spew out a cloud of orange dust went viral in 2012, resulting in more than 50,000 YouTube video clips of people attempting the so-called “cinnamon challenge.” At least 30 cases stemming from the challenge required medical attention, including Cinnamon Toast Crunch’s Chef Wendell who suffered a collapsed lung and destroyed his nasal septum after a 3 day cinnamon binge.